Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 28, 2012
August 27, 2012
August 29, 2012
Transcript:
Broker: So, what did you want to sell? Ralph: I have in my possession the signature of Abraham Lincoln! Broker: If it's authentic, it could be quite valuable! Ralph: It's authentic, all right! Broker: Is it signed in a book? Or on a letter? Or on a document of some kind? Ralph: Even better... He signed a baseball!
Hmmm, there was an Alan Lincoln who played minor league ball, but no one ever named Abraham Lincoln ever played pro ball. I think Ralph has been had.