Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 27, 2012

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Ralph: I've come down to the pawn shop today to try to sell a rare item! Hello! I have a rare historical artifact that I would be willing t sell for the right price! It is so valuable, I locked it inside this briefcase, and handcuffed it to my wrist! Unfortunately, I also locked the keys inside, so you'll have to take my word for it! Broker: They all come here.