Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 30, 2012
August 29, 2012
August 31, 2012
Transcript:
Broker: Where did you get this baseball signed by Abraham Lincoln? Ralph: I bought it at a garage sale! I immediately recognized the historical significance, and I negotiated the price down to $250! Broker: I've never seen Lincoln's signature on a major league baseball! I've also never seen it signed with a ballpoint pen! Ralph: The value keeps rising!
You, Ralph! I’ve got a football signed by Jesus! There aren’t any stitches, because He healed it.