Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 31, 2012

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Broker: So you paid $250 at a garage sale for a baseball signed by Abraham Lincoln?? Ralph: That's right, and I'll sell it to you right now for $100,000! Broker: Do you mind if I call in a buddy of mine to look at it? Ralph: Is he a handwriting expert? Broker: No, but he could use a good laugh! Ralph: Make it snappy before my price goes up!