Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 01, 2012
Transcript:
Norman: Dad, guess what! I'm a collegiate athlete! I made the team! Ralph: What team? Norman: The intramural co-ed inner tube water polo team! Our first match is Thursday at 4:00, if you'd like to come watch me! Ralph: Dang! I just happen to be free at that time!
Should try underwater hockey instead.