Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 30, 2012

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Norman: Dad, why do you wear crazy outfits on the golf course? Ralph: It gives me a competitive edge! It creates a distraction for my opponents! Instead of concentrating on their game, they're thinking about what I'm wearing! Take my friend No-Neck, for instance. I beat him every time we play golf! Why? Because my outrageous attire disrupts his concentration! You just watch! I'm going to beat him today, too! No-Neck: We'll see about that, Ralph!