Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 03, 2012
Transcript:
Food: And another thing, when something isn't good, why do they call it cheesy? Or a bunch of baloney? Or corny? And why is a bad actor called a ham? Quiet! Somebody's coming! Ralph: It's probably time to clean out the fridge when the food starts conversing!
I’m surprised anything lasts more than a few days in Ralph’s fridge, with his appetite.