Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 04, 2012
November 03, 2012
November 05, 2012
Transcript:
Speaker: No waiting on check stand 3! Clerk: Well! What have we here? "You are the love of my life, my one and only..." Hey, Bobby! Come take a look at this one! Ralph: Oh, gimme that card back!! A guy should never take a mushy card for his wife to a male checkout clerk! Lady clerk: Sniff! Ralph: ... Sigh...
He needs to play the full hand: Card, chocolate, champagne, flowers, and condoms.