Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 07, 2013
May 06, 2013
May 08, 2013
Transcript:
Ralph: What's wrong, Norm? Norman: I received devastating news, dad! I just found out that the perfect girl is related to me! She's Poopsie's second cousin's half-sister's step-niece's brother-in-law's aunt's third husband's son-in-law's nephew's cousin once removed Ralph: Bummer! Norman: Some things are just not meant to be!
Er, we’re ALL related (at least according to evolution or Christianity), and even first cousins often marry (cousincouples.com)