Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 28, 2013
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Transcript:
June: Wally, that's gross! Don't pull tissues out of the waste basket! Where do you learn such things? Wally: The wiener dog academy offers post-graduate courses.
At one time, we had a Cocker Spaniel that shredded paper, a Rottweiler who ate paper, and now we have a Dachshund who will shred and maybe eat some of it. In all three cases, if you left it laying around where they could reach it, it was fair game. Our trash cans are safe though. They can’t get into the ones in the bathroom and livingroom, and they never tried to get into the kitchen one, which was more tantalizing.