Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 07, 2013
Transcript:
Steinbauer: What's going on out here?? Wally: Rowf (x3)!! Norman: Wally cornered a badger in your yard, Mr. Steinbauer! Badger: But why?? I'm so cute! Steinbauer: My kitty was attacked last night. The vet said it was probably a badger! Kitty: Yeah, and that's him!! Badger: You'll never take me alive!!
gkid about 11 years ago
O.K. now this is the time. AnimalControl.
halibaitor about 11 years ago
You have obviously never seen a real badger.
hippogriff about 11 years ago
A badger lets the predator get a good grip on the loose skin on its side, turns around in its skin, and goes for the throat.
sbchamp about 11 years ago
‘Mister’ Steinbauer?Go get your putter…
mrs_yld about 11 years ago
Where do people live that badgers are an issue?
vldazzle about 11 years ago
Kitties don’t belong outdoors; they can jump fences and pester/kill birds at feeders. They KNOW they aren’t welcome here.
DebUSNRet about 11 years ago
No badgers here…only the damn armadillos keep my dachsy busy all nite! He won’t bark at the ’coons or ’possums anymore…too many of ’em in the yard at one time.
BRO6164 about 11 years ago
Gentlemen,any thoughts on why the ammo doesn’t stay on the shelves? I think we all know.
hippogriff about 11 years ago
russell5419: The nasty ol’ US you hate so much could just expropriate the ammo factory instead of buying their product. I would suspect the Nazi Revolutionary Army of paranoids, preparing for the violent overthrow of the United States to be the main factor. After all, they admit to having a list of all gun owners in the country; have been stockpiling ammunition at least since the 1960s when I saw them using the overthrow argument in trying to recruit adult Boy Scout leaders; and are the firearms industry’s chief lobbying agents. But then, I can remember when the communists were saying, “come the revolution, comrade”, but never did anything to bring it about either.
Frankie5466 over 3 years ago
the kitty’s face is so sad & pitiful:-/