Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 15, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: Dang! Whenever I try to zap through the commercials, I stop too soon! They make it look like the show is about to resume... But as soon as I stop fast-forwarding, they show more commercials! Norman: You don't think they do that on purpose, do you? Ralph: Heavens, no!
That’s why I go through five cable remotes a year.