Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 15, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: Dang! Whenever I try to zap through the commercials, I stop too soon! They make it look like the show is about to resume... But as soon as I stop fast-forwarding, they show more commercials! Norman: You don't think they do that on purpose, do you? Ralph: Heavens, no!
Swalb%515 almost 11 years ago
The networks know what they are doing. There once was a DVR called REPLAY TV, that would let you fast-forward through the commercials. They got put out of business real fast.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
My peeve too!
electricshadow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That’s why I go through five cable remotes a year.
cabalonrye almost 11 years ago
For those of us who don’t bother with cable, thanks goodness for the mute button.
zippykatz almost 11 years ago
Sorry Jamie; expecting us to watch endless ads is stealing our precious time. So there!
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Only during the Super Bowl…
alondra almost 11 years ago
Jamie Kellner is a total idiot to have said that! How is fast forwarding through commercials you’ve already seen advertizing a product you’re not interested in stealing? Everybody gets up to use the bathroom or grab a snackie during commercials, I never watch them! To call that theft is so ridiculous I have to roll my eyes.
toolmancadcam Premium Member almost 11 years ago
It’s the job of ad agents to make us want to watch.
LeoAutodidact almost 11 years ago
I NEVER SIGNED any “Contract” with a TV Network to watch their boring Ads.
And even if I HAD, THEY VOIDed it when they cancelled FIREFLY!
Browncoats Unite!
I Quit almost 11 years ago
MythTV, Ralph, MythTV.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
I have no problem w/FF through all the commercials. Worse are all the unsolicited phone calls. Just like commercials, advertisers are paying someone to harass me with a product that I have purchased (and unlike the TV, there is no carrot with the stick). I don’t bother with those “NO-call” lists because friends do, and there are too many who work around it, so I AM that rude person who hangs up on every unknown number (and if a friend or family get that, they know enough to call right back).
I had a great victory this morning with a number I’ve noticed from ILLINOIS (which I looked up just to be sure it was nothing to do with family) I caught a live person, got an apology and that they WILL take me off their list (I found they are marketing in my lookup, and they had been calling daily).
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I love watching interesting/funny commercials THE FIRST TIME! Not the 2957th time in the same show!