Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 28, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: I bought a few things at the grocery store today, honeybunch. When I wheeled my shopping cart out to the car. I realized that I had neglected to pay for a tube of toothpaste... So I took it back inside and paid for it! The grocer couldn't believe it! He said most people aren't as honest as I am! He said I was an inspiring individual, and if more people were like me, the world would be a better place! June: Why did you buy toothpaste? We have plenty of it under the sink! Why didn't you ask me before spending money on another tube? Do you not like the toothpaste I buy? I hope yours was on sale! Ralph: I'm going to go talk to the guy at the grocery store some more!
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