Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 28, 2014
December 27, 2014
December 29, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: I bought a few things at the grocery store today, honeybunch. When I wheeled my shopping cart out to the car. I realized that I had neglected to pay for a tube of toothpaste... So I took it back inside and paid for it! The grocer couldn't believe it! He said most people aren't as honest as I am! He said I was an inspiring individual, and if more people were like me, the world would be a better place! June: Why did you buy toothpaste? We have plenty of it under the sink! Why didn't you ask me before spending money on another tube? Do you not like the toothpaste I buy? I hope yours was on sale! Ralph: I'm going to go talk to the guy at the grocery store some more!
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You know you are really married when you cannot do anything correctly…
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Braggers are liars who exaggerate; stop your bragging Ralph.
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
As the Eagles say in “Frail grasp on the big picture” …
“And all your romantic liaisonsdon’t deal with eternal questions like‘Who left the cap off the freakin’ toothpaste?’‘Whose turn to take the garbage out?’”
Homeward Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s a shame how often “No good deed goes unpunished” but at least this one is only fictional!
mrsdonaldson almost 10 years ago
Poor Ralph. Honey bunch needs to be more supportive. I really don’t appreciate how she treats him.
folklegendredux almost 10 years ago
Punch her in the throat