Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 02, 2018

de-claw that stupid cat.

suprised that you had money to buy that decoration after the Christmas tree fiasco (see the strips from last Monday-Saturday)….

Oogie!

This is why they can’t have nice things.

Only problem is, when they are deflated on the yard during the day they look pretty morbid.

Every once in a while I find myself missing the taste and fun of bubble gum. I usually catch myself before I actually try a piece, but on a couple of occasions I’ve had a similar rude awakening on why bubble gum isn’t for people with mustaches.

One of our dogs tried to make friends with the inflated snowman down the street.

I’d rather have a fully armed cat than an inflatable snowman. But we keep our cat inside anyway.

Don’t declaw the cat…De-cat the house.

Don’t want a cat, scratching its claws all over my habitat,

giving no love and getting fat,

you can get lonely and a cat’s no help with that.

All my cats were declawed..The reason was so we would not have pay damages to army issue furniture

Santie Claws?

To quote that great American Philosopher Rodney King, “Can’t we all just get along?”

Those are nylon fabric, not balloons. Oogie would have to shred it, not prick it with a single claw. Several neighbors have those things, and we have a cat colony. No problems so far.