Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 02, 2019

You’ve to put it in a meme nowadays, Ralph!

I was feeling particularly creaky yesterday. Then I realized it was because it was snowing. Then I remembered I’m old. I hate that.

The good thing about being older is that you became older because you lived through those years and are still alive.

I’m a fifty something, and have a recurring tailbone injury.

I think that’s why at Whataburger (local hamburger establishment); they give you a hard plastic item that has a number on it so that the servers don’t have to go through bad jokes like this!

Young whippersnappers don’t get our jokes!

I LOVE dad jokes.

Mostly cuz I are 1

Sometimes, people would respond to the wrong numbers. “This is not what I ordered.” “Then you weren’t 93.”

Kinda reminds me of when we were out for dinner and my sister ordered the “Blue Pig”, it’s a hamburger with blue cheese and bacon. When our server came with the food she asked the usual “Who’s the…” When she got to my sister’s order she asked “who’s the blue pig?” and my sister excitedly said “That’s me!” I laughed and my sister looked at me as if to say “what?”

I find it hard to believe he passed up a chance to get more food, even if he knew it wasn’t his.