Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 18, 2019

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    It’s always very risky to open your mouth.

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    Where did you go that your balloons cost so much?

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    david_42  over 5 years ago

    Places are selling balloons on sticks, because of the rising price of helium. Just as expensive, but they don’t float away.

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    Ralph: I would like to get a free balloon.

    Clerk: Certainly, do you have a receipt?

    Ralph: No.

    Clerk: Then I can’t give you a free balloon.

    Ralph should just save time and hassle, buy half a dozen more, (They felt really bad and gave me six) maybe some flowers for his wife too while he’s at it. (Why should Penny have all the fun?)

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    davanden  over 5 years ago

    I always feel like a loser when I have to return something.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Sure, why should she get embarrassed when you can do it for her.

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    tinstar  over 5 years ago

    You can have new ones for a small deposit, then, one large balloon payment.

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    Jaythor  7 months ago

    People can only take advantage of you if you let them. She’d have done it herself, or it wouldn’t get refunded.

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