I was on a bus with an attractive young woman. She sneezed every few minutes, and then let out a seductive moan. This went on for a very long time. I finally asked her if she had something.
“Yes”, she said. “but don’t worry, it isn’t CoVid-19 or anything, just an allergy”
I started having insomnia problems a couple years ago. I can go days without sleeping and then crash and have a solid nights sleep then back to not sleeping. Of course for me this is actually an improvement. When i was younger I could sleep any time or any place with no troubles. Other than the fact that I would fall aleep while writing exams, on roller coasters and other places where at the very least adrenaline should have kept me awake it never caused me any serious issues.
All of our local 24hr stores/restaurants have been closed overnight for months because of covid. Walmart, Walgreens, IHOP and Denny’s…. all have reduced their hours
willispate about 4 years ago
I think we’ve found the root of the insomnia.
Grumpy Old Guy about 4 years ago
Caffeine and a sugar high is a mean monkey to carry on one’s back…..
Otto Knowbetter about 4 years ago
A good cure for insomnia is sleeping outdoors. Or sleeping indoors.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
The supervisor must not be around for Ralph’s buddy to be dressed the way he is!
JDP_Huntington Beach about 4 years ago
I was on a bus with an attractive young woman. She sneezed every few minutes, and then let out a seductive moan. This went on for a very long time. I finally asked her if she had something.
“Yes”, she said. “but don’t worry, it isn’t CoVid-19 or anything, just an allergy”
“And the moaning?” I asked.
“Oh, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm”
“Wow”, I said, “are you taking anything for it?”
“Yes, Pepper”
JPuzzleWhiz about 4 years ago
Hey, No-Neck! Long time no see!
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
Mocca shake with 3 espresso shots, please.
TheFiddleBackSpider about 4 years ago
Sometimes I wonder why Ralph doesn’t have more health problems
theincrediblebulk about 4 years ago
I started having insomnia problems a couple years ago. I can go days without sleeping and then crash and have a solid nights sleep then back to not sleeping. Of course for me this is actually an improvement. When i was younger I could sleep any time or any place with no troubles. Other than the fact that I would fall aleep while writing exams, on roller coasters and other places where at the very least adrenaline should have kept me awake it never caused me any serious issues.
bloodykate about 4 years ago
LOL!
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago
Where is there 24-hour shake and donut shops?
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
Swap out the caffeine and junk food for a lavender room freshener, Ralph; that should do the trick.
pbr50138 about 4 years ago
Isn’t that like eating A LOT of cheese when you can’t “go”?
Frankie5466 about 4 years ago
All of our local 24hr stores/restaurants have been closed overnight for months because of covid. Walmart, Walgreens, IHOP and Denny’s…. all have reduced their hours
WDD about 4 years ago
Seriously, melatonin helps.