Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 01, 2021

…..and also flat tires.

I’d recommend someone who looks a little more intelligent, sir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg9SbTFYVLg

On your fingers!

How many hours do you think Norm’ll last in that job?

Norm may not even make till the end of the day.

He’ll be in higher management at that store soon.

Norman should walk around and learn the store.

He wants a straightforward answer, Drabble! ;P

I’m shocked Norm knows that much!

I gotta quote a SpongeBob moment here. “ I’ll give him a week.” “I’ll give him 11 minutes.”

Norm nailed it!

At the ends of your fingers and toes.

Norm gave the customer a correct answer. Not the answer he was looking for, but a technically correct answer. Way to go Norm. You are exceeding expectations.

he’s not gonna have this job for long.

And this was the one that was going to college, eh?

LOL!!

And he’s still smarter than the average worker at the big box store.

At the tips of your fingers.

Norman is a dumb as a bag of nails.

Needs a bit more training, me thinks…..

That’s not my department, is still best.

“Seriously, you name, like, any book, she’ll tell you if she’s heard of it!” – Zack, on “The Big Bang Theory”

He’s not wrong.

OK, turn in your ‘ask me’ button.

I used to work in the meat department of a grocery store. One day someone asked me “where do you keep the mayonnaise?” The refrigerator, or course. Dumb question.

Helpful hardhead, man.

If you’ll become a hammer, sir, everything looks like a nail.

He is as dumb as a doornail:)

Which kind of nail? Box, Roofing, Finishing or Toe? And why isn’t a 10 penny nail called a dime nail?

He’s not long for this career.

On the ends of your fingers and toes too.