Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 09, 2021

Now get in there Ralph and clean up the mess you created.

An urge I never had, but then it wasn’t till the end of the last century I had deciduous trees.

Ralph is just a big kid.

With just as much common sense.

Why ever leave the door open like that without a screen? It’s not just the leaves that come in but flies and other flying bugs, vermin of all kinds, and more.

Someone is going to be sleeping on the couch tonight.

Maybe try to appreciate him trying to share – to bring just a little bit of the “fresh outdoors” inside.

Don’t you have that robot cleaner to “rake” the leaves off the floor?

Looks like a broken tailbone to me.

You idjit!

Please? That’s actually very nice of her to say it that way……

He should close the door when he leafs

You’re expecting him to think, that doesn’t happen much.

I just hope he did’t rake the leaves up over a fire hydrant!

Wonder if she ever takes the pearls off