Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 14, 2021

That’s what you get for being a smart ass

Dad ’n Lad, Farrahs, Levis, Bugle BoysSans-a-Belt, Chinos, Haggar, Ban-Rol,Arnold Palmer, Wrangler, Johnny Carson, HuskiesNo pants are higher than mine!

Hike up your britches super high nowCut off the circulation to your thighs nowYank your trousers higher than Corey HaimCause it ain’t hip ’til you’re in total pain

Hike up your pants ’till you see your shinsWear an Izod shirt like a second skinMake sure you wear your belt buckle to the sideHike up your pants, take your butt cheeks for a ride

Hike, Hike, Hike, up your ChinosHike, Hike, Hike, up your FarrahsHike, Hike, Hike, up your HaggarsHike up your britches like mine!

#PushTheButtonFrank #IfYouKnowYouKnow

Ralph just got Marcia Brady’d. “Oh. my nose.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9nSSrOp6ck

I’m sure many a quarterback had made that wish.

surprised it didn’t stay in his nose. :D

And people wonder why I wear bibs!

Say no to crack!

Please……

Get your head in the game, not your nose.

It’s an old pair.

He’s learning how to be a plumber