Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 06, 2023

Well Ralph didn’t lie. Also didn’t tell the truth.

Ralph doesn’t “eat to live”! He “lives to eat”!

Wait till she finds out what kind of pushups he’s talking about!

They still make those?

“Good for you, dad.” (Let’s call him pop today.)

Every push-up is a good push-up, pop.

If he lay face down could he get that belly off the floor?

And his “Crunches” are eating a whole cylinder of Pringles®… ☺

Truth can tell a clear story with a forked tongue.

I can’t believe she even bought that.

Every time Ralph eats veal he does calf raises.

Every time Ralph eats drumsticks he does leg lifts.

I remember those ice creams. They were pretty good too.