Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 28, 2023

The return of Smell-O-Vision

Guess what he found in the cat litter box

When I 1st brought my naughty little dachshund Limo home he wasn’t very big, he’d easily fit in my 2 hands cupped together, and I would love to snuggle my face into his soft neck fur and kiss him! Well he apparently enjoyed this too which was awesome except he kept getting bigger! He weighs about 20lbs now and I wake up gasping because he has his (still very soft lol) neck draped across my mouth/nose looking for his neck kisses/snuggles while I’m sleeping!

It’s the smell of the Canadian forest fires. The air quality is at an all-time low here in the midwest. Can’t go outside. On a scale of 6, we’re at 5.

Wait until you wake up, Ralph!

Canadian wildfire smoke!

It’s part dream, part reality.

And it’s about to be a wet dream [lick].

I think you need to get Wally checked out by the vet for his breath.

Dog is almost as annoying as the wife.