I went for a physical while I was on the job, a new office nurse did the initial testing. Told me to get on the scale and looked at my chart and the weight listed on it. “You’ve gained 45 pounds since your last visit,” she yelped. I calmly got off the scale took off my loose overshirt, removed the .40 cal semi auto and spare magazines from my waistband, pulled off the Kevlar vest and my ankle holster back up. Smiling, I said “Now weigh me.” Exact weight as last office visit.
I went for a physical while I was on the job, a new office nurse did the initial testing. Told me to get on the scale and looked at my chart and the weight listed on it. “You’ve gained 45 pounds since your last visit,” she yelped. I calmly got off the scale took off my loose overshirt, removed the .40 cal semi auto and spare magazines from my waistband, pulled off the Kevlar vest and my ankle holster back up. Smiling, I said “Now weigh me.” Exact weight as last office visit.