Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 13, 2024

Always follow the mess?

Ralph it follows you around because you’re a slob.

Hey, that’s Wally’s job

So Ralph left the garage and came back to the house (see yesterday’s strip)?

He’s easy to find, he leaves a trail of donut sprinkles wherever he goes.

Made me spit out my coffee!

My roombas are always following me and attack when I stop moving.

He’s like Pig-Pen from Peanuts.

I would never live with someone who ate while they walked around leaving a mess. Use a plate or eat over the sink.

That donut must be 50% sprinkles!

That’s you, Ralph, unless of course Oogie needs a ride around the room.

Now he won’t be able to find his way back.

That could burn out the motor.