Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 15, 2024

Tell him a woman’s gotta not do what a woman’s gotta not do like making dinner!

Hope he likes that couch, after all he will be sleeping there until the chores are ALL done.

Ralph’s earned it, that’s why.

he says thru “clenched”

If it’s that important Honeybunch could do those chores. Not all that long ago we were in the “All women are equal to men, and can do ANYTHING they can do” (just don’t make us prove it).

I realize that now that that position is being put to the test we’re entering a post-equality era where women (who previously rejected this position) now claim to be helpless and that seperate but equal is a valid position.

Meanwhile, his waist size goes from 40 to 42.

he’ll answer why he’s procrastinating later, when he gets around to it

All hail the flag of laziness and procrastination!

In that case, Ralph, I gotta not do what a woman’s gotta not do!

See ya!

I have a novelty sign that says, “If a man says he will fix it, HE WILL FIX IT! He doesn’t need to be reminded every six months!”

A man’s got to know his limitations.

I haven’t made my list of repairs needed on this old house yet, but I keep track of what I did.

anyone else think of the song Lazy Day by Spanky and Our Gang?

Being married to Honeybunch is the biggest chore.

Typical Ralph, he missed National Napping Day by 4 days (it was March 11th)

First item on the todo list: procrastinate.

John Wayne would never say that, Ralph.

Ralph placed himself under house a rest.

Don’t bother him, he’s supervising.

If procrastination is my problem, I’ll work on it tomorrow. I also can’t figure out if indecision is another problem for me.

She is an emotional-abusive, manipulative, degrading person. He works a real paying job. She stays home, and the house is still a mess, her children are unruly, and her pets are untrained. She is insane. Enjoy your day off, Ralph!