A trick I learned about parallel parking in a space between two cars, pull up slightly ahead of the car in front, turn the wheel towards the curb while reversing, when you see the whole car you’re backing into in your side mirror (driver’s side) turn the wheel the other way. Perfect every time. I used to do deliveries with a truck, trust me.
C 20 days ago
The universe is a mysterious place
suv2000 20 days ago
Because SHE does not love the car SHE LOVES YOU
angelolady Premium Member 20 days ago
I can’t even begin to parallel park.
Ubintold 19 days ago
It’s a gift.
win.45mag 19 days ago
AAAANNNNDD she can’t see she married an idiot, and gave birth to another
markkahler52 19 days ago
Wally spotted the crumb!!
dbrucepm 19 days ago
that’s a crumby way to welcome him home
eced52 19 days ago
She isn’t looking for the curb.
Just-me 19 days ago
Reminds me of the song by Larry Groce, Junk Food Junkie.
jango 19 days ago
A dear old aunt of mine passed away years ago, but i do believe that she could spot fly crap on the wall from 20 feet away.
Queen of America 19 days ago
The curb is below her line of sight.
halvincobbes Premium Member 19 days ago
Ha, ha! That old “women can’t drive” schtick leftover from the 1940s.
(the laughter was sarcasm, in case that didn’t come across.)
davanden 19 days ago
His diet isn’t her business.
cuzinron47 19 days ago
It’s called selective seeing.
brick10 19 days ago
Even if she didn’t see the crumb she’d have smelled it on your breath.
Carl Premium Member 19 days ago
Or the price tag when she shops.
cabalonrye 19 days ago
Let me take a guess. She is more interested in keeping you alive and possibly healthy than in seeing the curb.
Smeagol 17 days ago
A trick I learned about parallel parking in a space between two cars, pull up slightly ahead of the car in front, turn the wheel towards the curb while reversing, when you see the whole car you’re backing into in your side mirror (driver’s side) turn the wheel the other way. Perfect every time. I used to do deliveries with a truck, trust me.
MichaelD Premium Member 12 days ago
Well that’s an easy one. You can’t nag the curb for being in your way.
Jaythor 10 days ago
Because she doesn’t get her jollies harassing the curb.
Dave427 8 days ago
…or the “Check Engine” light flashing.