Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 21, 2025

Wally can’t hear Ralph chewing?

Olive green fridge, we had one

I think with angel food cake you’d have the spongies.

And, of course, Mr. Fatso has to eat the whole darn thing.

my favorite

I never knew I needed a fridge flag until now.

If that cake was in a modern container, just opening it would’ve woke up the dog.

My mother used to make angel food cake with hardened icing. One time when there were just a couple of pieces of cake gone, my sister and I used our fingers to hollow out the rest of the cake. She started on one end and me the other and we tunneled toward each other.

The snowman looks bored…

Where is the strawberries and whipped cream?

Cool whip

Otherwise he’d have to share with Wally. Now he’ll have to do that thanks to you, June.

Does (a snack) food have to be kind of crunchy to be (a) munchy.

so, does he hafta run outside and hang that flag up before he goes to the fridge??

I’m sure Wally can hear you smacking you gums.

My dog is too hard of hearing to hear me eating anymore. She does check the floor for scraps under the table though.

I don’t know about cake but my sister’s dog is blind and hard of hearing but he knows when you take out fruit from the pantry or fridge. His nose may have made up for the disabilities.

wake the dog?! fess up Ralph, you didn’t wanna SHARE with the dog