The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 18, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: I can't explain it, Fang. Women just naturally find me irresistible. I have no control over it. What can I say? Fang: Wow! What color is the sky in your world?!! Eno: You don't believe me?! Okay. I'll prove it. Wait here. Eno: Excuse me ladies, I have a question. On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate me? Woman 1: Three. Woman 2: Three. Woman 3: Three. Woman 4: One. Eno: Let's see...that was three..three...okay. I think I got it. Thanks. Eno: There. You see? That table of babes over there just rated me a ten!