The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 18, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: Well, I crunched the numbers again and now I'm certain we're running a budget deficit this month. Eno: Bummer. Fang: This is serious stuff. Think of us at the federal government. We need to cut back on spending to afford necessities. Fang: Look at it this way. Our defense department can't keep it's missile defense system. Eno: You don't mean... Fang: That's right. Call the cable company and cancel the star wars program.