The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 12, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: Look at that lifeguard down there in the 5 foot part of the pool He thinks he's better than me because I'm assigned to the 1 foot. Eno: He doesn't realize that the 1 foot pool can be just as dangerous. At any moment I could be faced with a life and death situation demanding my swift and decisive action. Girl: Hey, mister. Can you help my brother into the pool? Eno: Sorry, kid. My toe's stuck in the suction drain.