The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 15, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: all children, out of the pool! For the next fifteen minutes we will have an adult swim. Boy: That's discrimination! If you don't let me stay in, I'll have my lawyer sue your trunks off for violating my civil rights! Eno: Correction. For the next fifteen minutes, we will have an adult swim, and a swim for 5 year olds with lawyers.