The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 17, 2009
Transcript:
Fang: You know, Eno, it's okay if you lie a little on your online dating profile. Eno: Like how? Fang: Well, for example, list your hobbies as things like Judo, racing sportscars,.... Eno: Yeah. You're right. Eno: That sounds better than "popping bubble wrap."
I do 4 martial arts, snow board, dirt bike, ski, and just about everything thats considered “cool” by idiots. I still can’t get a good looking girl….