The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 30, 2009
Transcript:
Man: What kind of carny experience do you have, Mr. Camino? Eno: Experience? Man: Have you ever bitten the head off of a live chicken? Eno: No. But I did bite the heads off my buddy fang's easter peeps. Man: #*$(# economy. How far can we lower our standards? Eno: Then there was the time I accidentally swallowed a june bug.
Wait, wouldn’t the carny have to lower his standards in a really good economy? … Wait, I’m overthinking this.