The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 21, 2009
Transcript:
Eno: Oh poop! I just spilled a glob of daiquiri down my new shirt! I'll be this stain doesn't come out. This is very delicate and expensive material! It's probably impossible to clean!! Eno: Excuse me. Could you tell me what this tag says on the back of my shirt? Woman: "slightly irregular. Size: x wimpy." Eno: No. Below that!!
Knowing Eno, the tag was on the outside.