The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 27, 2009
Transcript:
Fang: Hmm...the results of this paper's comics poll are in. Seems that although we have a strong following among 30 year old unemployed beer drinkers, we're still unpopular with female readers. Elvin: How's Eno taking the news? Fang: He says he's got a plan that'll boost our ratings. Eno: Excuse me, guys. I'm just passing through looking for my shirt.
Eno, you’re supposed to suck your gut *in*.