The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 28, 2010
February 27, 2010
March 01, 2010
Transcript:
Customer: I'll have a grande half-caf, triple-shot, sugar-free, vanilla, soy, no-whip, no-foam, marble, mocha macchiato with extra cookie bits. Eno: Excuse me. That order sounds like it'll take a half hour to prepare. I just want a cup of coffee. Would you mind if I cut in front? Customer: And could you add the nectar of a Tibetan orchid, slowly stirred two hundred times? Eno: With extra spit!!
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