Fang: What are you doing?
Eno: I'm calling our waiter over.
Fang: Please don't. You always complain about the stupidest things!
Eno: I don't know what you're talking about.
Waiter: What now?
Eno: Do you have any less salty salt?
JDG, from what I hear, that’s just because they added sand, sold it again at the same price, and made a profit. Technically, the salt never stopped being salt, it just lost its saltiness from being diluted. …Or were you not talking about Matthew 5:13?
comicgos over 14 years ago
Whew - I thought Eno was going to complain about the whiny wine!
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
All salt is salty Eno.
AddADadaAdDad over 14 years ago
Adding sugar will make it less salty, Eno…
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Is sitting at a different table on option, Fang?
JerryGorton over 14 years ago
Actually some salt is saltier than others.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Just use more peppery pepper to mask the taste.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
I f I can’t be your salty dog, I won’t be your dog at all……….
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
this is no work of an amateur….this is the work of a salty dog; if you were a moron, you could almost admire it
rdh288 over 14 years ago
JDG, from what I hear, that’s just because they added sand, sold it again at the same price, and made a profit. Technically, the salt never stopped being salt, it just lost its saltiness from being diluted. …Or were you not talking about Matthew 5:13?
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Look down Eno…there’s some soup in your fly.
slhansen07 over 14 years ago
I thought Eno was going to say something petty.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
If you think the salt is salty, wait ‘til you hear the waiter’s language.
nuck1 over 14 years ago
yes its called sea salt and its better for you ;-)
Jml58 over 14 years ago
Waiter, was this cheese imported or deported from Switzerland?