The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 21, 2010
May 20, 2010
May 22, 2010
Transcript:
Fang: What are you doing? Eno: I'm applying this self tanning lotion. Eno: I'm not too sure about the color. Do you think it makes me look too orange? Fang: Depends on if you're looking for works as an oompa loompa.
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comicgos over 14 years ago
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I’ve got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don’t you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look?
You’ll get no You’ll get no You’ll get no You’ll get no You’ll get no commercials
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
It took one bottle just to cover his nose I bet.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
OOMPA WHAT?!!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Now he can run for governor in California; that natural orange color seems to be attractive to the voters.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I used to use bottles of whiskey. You pass out and get a lovely one sided burn.
comicgos over 14 years ago
Hilarious “Sheik Yerbouti”!
Totalloser Premium Member over 14 years ago
or a Republican US Senator
lalas over 14 years ago
^ heh heh Boehner. Tee hee….
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Looks like he applied too much under his nose.
rotts over 14 years ago
lalas, you said Boehner - LOL!
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Don’t go near the Peanuts strip. Linus will have a rapture.
1148559 over 14 years ago
@ Grog,
Are you not familiar with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
SherriannPederson over 14 years ago
If the chemicals in tanning lotion will turn a persons skin orange, will it also cause a persons skin to swell-up like an orange?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Nope
comics4brown over 14 years ago
I thought Oompa Loompas were purple – so maybe he should work as a mascot for Sunkist or something instead.