Elvin: How's the job hunting going? Eno: I was offered a job at a research lab. Eno: They want to test some new snack foods on me. Eno: To see if they're safe to give to guinea pigs.
If you endanger guinea pigs, all kinds of animal protection groups, e.g., PETA, will get after you. If you endanger Eno, you’ll get a round of applause from everyone.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
You’d be stupid enough to take the job.
comicgos over 14 years ago
Are they called CHEETOS “the snack that goes crunch”?
ksoskins over 14 years ago
If you endanger guinea pigs, all kinds of animal protection groups, e.g., PETA, will get after you. If you endanger Eno, you’ll get a round of applause from everyone.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s the research and development he’s doing at the pizza company?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well as long as they go with beer,
grapfhics over 14 years ago
What doesn’t?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
My voluntary participation in clinical research helped pay for college. We were cheaper than felons doing life.