The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 14, 2011
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Transcript:
voice: You've reached our automated message system. If you're calling about a technical issue, press any key now. Voice: If that is too technically challenging for you, slam your forehead against the keypad. If you can't hear this message, turn your phone right side up. Voice: If we still haven't convinced you to just hand up and stop bothering us with dumb questions, remain on the line and a representative will be with you sometime this week.
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