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Phone: You've reached Smears customer service. This call may be recorded.
Eno: You mean for quality assurance?
Phone: No. We like to listen to the tapes later and laugh at how angry we made you.
Smears will not be around in another year. Lots of people will be out of work. The company needs to be sold to someone who knows what they’re doing.