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Every year I buy lots of scratch-offs as stocking stuffers. The recipients enjoy them but rarely win anything significant. I calculate about a nickel on the dollar. Whatta racket!
mwksix over 4 years ago
The way you’ve been scratching yourself I can take a hint!
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
Confetti would have been a time-saving alternative.
Yontrop over 4 years ago
And who buys the beer in this “family”?
assrdood over 4 years ago
Every year I buy lots of scratch-offs as stocking stuffers. The recipients enjoy them but rarely win anything significant. I calculate about a nickel on the dollar. Whatta racket!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
As often as I see the dog in the cone of shame, Eno must spend his Christmas gift money on Vet bills.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Not all pet owners are cheapskates.
Impkins Premium Member over 4 years ago
We had a neighbor who would give Patsnozzle scratch tickets for his birthday. They were already scratched off. What a schmuck! :)
KEA over 4 years ago
two ways to save tons of $: don’t have pets, don’t have kids
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
I never said that I was a good pet owner.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
What our companion animals want most from us can’t be bought.