He got the bachelor’s degree because nobody would marry him.
And he’s so proud that it only took him a week to complete.
That’s all you need to cook/flip burgers!
Hot Grill’s Diploma!!!
Don’t knock the burger flippers. Somebody has to do it or you don’t get your burger.
Just don’t ask what he puts in them.
Geez, I had to do five years, to get a chance at a line chef at the Second Chance Cafe.
Now for your Masters, reading and filling an order correctly.
A minor in “flipping burgers?”
I know plenty of people who got real 4-year diplomas from respected universities who can’t spell, make change, or write a coherent sentence.
Okay, now show me your food handler’s card. :)
Eno is ready to join the press corp, he already knows how to ask the stupid questions.
Still needed a $75.000 student loan to get it…….
Reminds me of Father Sarducci’s Five Minute University- everything you would have remembered from a bachelor’s program, five years later. In this case, it would be “Add salt”.
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Imagine over 3 years ago
He got the bachelor’s degree because nobody would marry him.
Leojim over 3 years ago
And he’s so proud that it only took him a week to complete.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
That’s all you need to cook/flip burgers!
Knightman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hot Grill’s Diploma!!!
e.groves over 3 years ago
Don’t knock the burger flippers. Somebody has to do it or you don’t get your burger.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Just don’t ask what he puts in them.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Geez, I had to do five years, to get a chance at a line chef at the Second Chance Cafe.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Now for your Masters, reading and filling an order correctly.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
A minor in “flipping burgers?”
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
I know plenty of people who got real 4-year diplomas from respected universities who can’t spell, make change, or write a coherent sentence.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Okay, now show me your food handler’s card. :)
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Eno is ready to join the press corp, he already knows how to ask the stupid questions.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Still needed a $75.000 student loan to get it…….
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Reminds me of Father Sarducci’s Five Minute University- everything you would have remembered from a bachelor’s program, five years later. In this case, it would be “Add salt”.