This might be funny if drug testing labs weren’t a total insecure joke. And if people weren’t so dumb they buy the idiotic and scientifically insupportable garbage about steroids enhancing performance in baseball.
My fav was the story about the guy who freaked out the lab tech by putting apple juice in the specimen cup, and just before he hands it to her goes “hang on, looks a little weak - let me run it through again” and then drinks it down.
Joking aside, just look for the cup without a bar code.
Drug testing samples are VERY carefully tracked.
Making a mistake in tracking can cost the testing lab BIG bucks.
My fav was the story about the guy who freaked out the lab tech by putting apple juice in the specimen cup, and just before he hands it to her goes “hang on, looks a little weak - let me run it through again” and then drinks it down.
Larry Niven had a character do that in one of his novels.
A farmer’s home-brewed beer was tasting a little off lately, so he sent a batch off to a testing lab. In transit, the label was lost. He got this letter back:
Far Side did this same cartoon - just with the guy asking where his glass of dysentry was as the guy in the lab was drinking what he thought was lemonade.
margueritem over 15 years ago
This sample tests very high for sugar…
boozoothatswho over 15 years ago
This might be funny if drug testing labs weren’t a total insecure joke. And if people weren’t so dumb they buy the idiotic and scientifically insupportable garbage about steroids enhancing performance in baseball.
WickedCrazy over 15 years ago
Hilarious!!
Totalloser Premium Member over 15 years ago
Howard Stern used to gargle with peoples urine to drug test them
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
My fav was the story about the guy who freaked out the lab tech by putting apple juice in the specimen cup, and just before he hands it to her goes “hang on, looks a little weak - let me run it through again” and then drinks it down.
lisa4romMpls over 15 years ago
Reminds me of Austin Powers saying, “This coffee tastes like s**t!”
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
I think I’d just get a new glass of apple juice!
Miserichord over 15 years ago
Joking aside, just look for the cup without a bar code. Drug testing samples are VERY carefully tracked. Making a mistake in tracking can cost the testing lab BIG bucks.
farren over 15 years ago
That’s not a drug testing lab. It’s a urine testing lab, and there is a big difference.
runar over 15 years ago
DigitalFrog says:
My fav was the story about the guy who freaked out the lab tech by putting apple juice in the specimen cup, and just before he hands it to her goes “hang on, looks a little weak - let me run it through again” and then drinks it down.
Larry Niven had a character do that in one of his novels.
TheWildSow over 15 years ago
A farmer’s home-brewed beer was tasting a little off lately, so he sent a batch off to a testing lab. In transit, the label was lost. He got this letter back:
“Dear Sir: Your horse has diabetes.”
calvinandquestionmark over 15 years ago
Far Side did this same cartoon - just with the guy asking where his glass of dysentry was as the guy in the lab was drinking what he thought was lemonade.
AlexisCasto over 4 years ago
Showed this to my sister who is becoming a medical lab tech and has done urine analysis and thought this was funny. XD