Eek! by Scott Nickel for July 08, 2009

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    Sisyphos  over 15 years ago

    Gosh, a para-celebrity zombie! I wouldn’t recommend going for that line, my dear!

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    ladywolf17  over 15 years ago

    Any last rites! Because you’re about to become brain stew for this zombie.

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    Great pick up line.

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    Kira_no_futago  over 15 years ago

    If he can’t pick her up, will he take her out?

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    carmy  over 15 years ago

    She doesn’t look impressed, maybe he should start dancing.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 15 years ago

    Yeah, but can he dance like MJ?

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    imnshol2  over 15 years ago

    Is that MJ? Did he DIE himself green now?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago

    prove it, do the dance

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    Jonathan Bridge Premium Member over 15 years ago

    How about any one of these? “Recognize me? I was in…” “Night of the Living Dead” “Dawn of the Dead” “Return of the Living Dead. I was the tarman.” “Dead Alive” “Resident Evil. All three of them.” “Both ‘28 Days Later’ and ‘28 Weeks Later’” “Shaun of the Dead”

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