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(With apologies to Don Henley and Randy Newman) Let’s go raid the Topsider Dome We can kill the working crew inside Watch the brainless mutt-things walk around and mumble And keep that rocket from the sky There’s a memory from his old life Won’t Petey be surprised There’s more than he can realize In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome You see a lot more meanness on the surface It’s the kind that eats them up inside It was hard to get away with any dignity But I’ve got Endtown and my pride These days I’ll kill a human And I’ll never see his face And there is no hiding place In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome The cute little feline and his mouse tries It won’t won’t really matter much if he dies Poor Wally-boy, they’re gonna try for you But if you live, we’ll board that PT And get outta here Just got in the Topsider dome Expected working crew inside I left a bunch of mutts as smoking rubble But humans should instead have died Maybe we’ll find Topsiders Blow the launch to scrap Where are they hiding, all those jerks anyway? Is this some sort of trap? In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome =|====/ Level Head Vote for Endtown 2.0 And for Doc Rat, too The Endtown Forum
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I’m not so sure it’s a homing device. Instead, I have two other theories. (1) It’s a bomb. If Wally doesn’t succeed, this bomb is a backup plan. (2) It’s the iPhone and she is downloading data from the TS computer so Mallard can analyze it later.
She walked into town with a big, big gun,An’ I’m tellin’ you now, it weren’t on stun.She got dues to pay, walls to bust.Don’t stand in her way, or you’ll end up dust.
Her eyes were blank, her tongue was mute,Just a bad-ass hunk in a biosuit.So nobody guessed, ‘til it’s too late, thatThey been laid to rest by a big, black cat.
Cat…Big Cat…Big Cat…Big Black Cat!
She went by the name of Captain Flask,‘Cept those who came never got to ask.’Course nobody chose to bother, ’cusAll they needed to know’s she’s one sour puss.
See, the captain said that they’d took her man -Done opened his head like a big tin can,Split him ear-to-ear, then they stole his brain.Took her over a year to find it again.
Cat…Big Cat…Big Cat…Big Black Cat!
She walked right through them streets of doom.There was nothin’ to do when she entered a room.Just Blam Blam Blam and three dead mutts.No “Pardon, Ma’am”, no ifs, no buts.
Left a small black box and a heap o’ trouble.So, it’s: “Okay, folks, gonna blow this bubble.C’mon, open wide, while I head for the hills.Got ma man outside, and he’s my wheels.”
Now, answer me this – how was she able to prep the iPhone prior to the mission in order to use it now? Presumably she was ready long before Mallard confronted her about the rocket being built at their back door, and she’d envisioned how the mission would go even before picking Wally. Keep in mind that Endtown doesn’t have the tech for copying new music into Al’s MP3 player, much less for reprogramming iPhones for hacking purposes. There’s backstory here that we need filling in on.
We’re good friends; you’ve not missed your bet And poetry was how we met But it’s Jenner’s story-telling that’s Brought me to his place (or, Doc Rat’s) =|====/ Level Head Vote for Endtown 2.0 And for Doc Rat, too The Endtown Forum
bikenboatn almost 13 years ago
Um, what just happened? Did she shoot them all? Or did they all succumb to the virus she’s carrying?
Jenner Premium Member almost 13 years ago
oh, boy. She’s not going to make the rocket explode during launch. That thing… is a homing device.
boreas2 almost 13 years ago
if she shoot them why arent they dust?
cant wait to see pete memories!
Jenner Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I have just posted a portrait of Linda the koala, on the Endtown Underground site. Please check it out.http://s4.zetaboards.com/Endtown/topic/8973842/2/#new
Level_Head almost 13 years ago
(With apologies to Don Henley and Randy Newman) Let’s go raid the Topsider Dome We can kill the working crew inside Watch the brainless mutt-things walk around and mumble And keep that rocket from the sky There’s a memory from his old life Won’t Petey be surprised There’s more than he can realize In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome You see a lot more meanness on the surface It’s the kind that eats them up inside It was hard to get away with any dignity But I’ve got Endtown and my pride These days I’ll kill a human And I’ll never see his face And there is no hiding place In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome The cute little feline and his mouse tries It won’t won’t really matter much if he dies Poor Wally-boy, they’re gonna try for you But if you live, we’ll board that PT And get outta here Just got in the Topsider dome Expected working crew inside I left a bunch of mutts as smoking rubble But humans should instead have died Maybe we’ll find Topsiders Blow the launch to scrap Where are they hiding, all those jerks anyway? Is this some sort of trap? In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome In the Topsider dome =|====/ Level Head Vote for Endtown 2.0 And for Doc Rat, too The Endtown Forum
aneathery almost 13 years ago
ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS
Just thought you all might like to know that Endtown originals are now for sale. The catch: in most instances, you have to buy two originals at a time as I use both sides of each sheet of bristol board as a money saving measure. Contact me at aaronneathery@gmail.com for details, prices, and availability.
DADOF3 almost 13 years ago
So maybe the all mutt crew was what she expected?
DADOF3 almost 13 years ago
AARGH! It’s Friday again!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
efficient, isn’t she?
davidf42 almost 13 years ago
I’m not so sure it’s a homing device. Instead, I have two other theories. (1) It’s a bomb. If Wally doesn’t succeed, this bomb is a backup plan. (2) It’s the iPhone and she is downloading data from the TS computer so Mallard can analyze it later.
Jenner Premium Member almost 13 years ago
She walked into town with a big, big gun,An’ I’m tellin’ you now, it weren’t on stun.She got dues to pay, walls to bust.Don’t stand in her way, or you’ll end up dust.
Her eyes were blank, her tongue was mute,Just a bad-ass hunk in a biosuit.So nobody guessed, ‘til it’s too late, thatThey been laid to rest by a big, black cat.
Cat…Big Cat…Big Cat…Big Black Cat!
She went by the name of Captain Flask,‘Cept those who came never got to ask.’Course nobody chose to bother, ’cusAll they needed to know’s she’s one sour puss.
See, the captain said that they’d took her man -Done opened his head like a big tin can,Split him ear-to-ear, then they stole his brain.Took her over a year to find it again.
Cat…Big Cat…Big Cat…Big Black Cat!
She walked right through them streets of doom.There was nothin’ to do when she entered a room.Just Blam Blam Blam and three dead mutts.No “Pardon, Ma’am”, no ifs, no buts.
Left a small black box and a heap o’ trouble.So, it’s: “Okay, folks, gonna blow this bubble.C’mon, open wide, while I head for the hills.Got ma man outside, and he’s my wheels.”
Cat…Bad Cat…Bad cat…Big Black Cat!
shelly almost 13 years ago
Sometimes, not often but sometimes, I hate Fridays……
dwandelt Premium Member almost 13 years ago
So apparently her ‘vow of protection’ doesn’t extend to mutants whose brains were harvested for mutt use…
Demonick almost 13 years ago
Flask is one of those people that can look sexy even while committing wholesale murder.
DADOF3 almost 13 years ago
Here we see Flask doing her Clint Eastwood impression. Cue spaghetti western music…
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Now, answer me this – how was she able to prep the iPhone prior to the mission in order to use it now? Presumably she was ready long before Mallard confronted her about the rocket being built at their back door, and she’d envisioned how the mission would go even before picking Wally. Keep in mind that Endtown doesn’t have the tech for copying new music into Al’s MP3 player, much less for reprogramming iPhones for hacking purposes. There’s backstory here that we need filling in on.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Wow… That was quick.
DADOF3 almost 13 years ago
The image of Flask walking away from you is just a good thing on so many levels…
DADOF3 almost 13 years ago
Meanwhile, back at the launch pad…
gary wolner almost 13 years ago
Actually it could be a remote detenator for all we gerbils know.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 13 years ago
…All I can think of is that Flask sure has a sexy walk in panel four…
gary wolner almost 13 years ago
Sure……Sans tail!!
Michelle Morris almost 13 years ago
Could this be the beginning of a “bard off”? Level-Head and Jenner,sittin’ in a tree,R-H-Y-M-I-N-G! :D
Level_Head almost 13 years ago
We’re good friends; you’ve not missed your bet And poetry was how we met But it’s Jenner’s story-telling that’s Brought me to his place (or, Doc Rat’s) =|====/ Level Head Vote for Endtown 2.0 And for Doc Rat, too The Endtown Forum
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Her ass ain’t so bad…
davidf42 almost 13 years ago
OK, I think I figured it out. She’s not downloading. She’s uploading a self-destruct program to the launch sequence.
crystalwizard almost 13 years ago
Ah. I get it. She used to be the base commander here.