Endtown by Aaron Neathery for September 05, 2014

Well… I guess there’ll be at least one meal prior to exile.

We sent them away in a casket, we’ve even sent them away in a gurney. And we’ve sent them away with none of their previous belongings. But in all cases, they weren’t hungry at the time.

Eat it and then get out, good people! Get out while you still can!

Is Holly going to say: “Not without my head”?

Is Wally going to be in a fit state to walk?

Who said Wally was going anywhere?

The Condemned Ate A Hearty Meal.

Sarah seems to have found her niche, Holly and Jim will continue the search for a place slightly less insane than their current digs minus one plucky cat.Hopefully that tray does not have two plates of “Gatos Rancheros” not that if it wasn’t would it stay down long if they knew where the eggs came from.Endtown demonizes those who consume animal byproducts as if it were cannibalism.Here in Lizardville things are different to say the least.We’ve been treated to two extremes so far and we may be resuming the journey soon enough.Logistics is what keeps an organization running, even in a modern military nearly 90% of the positions are in support.But it is necessary in order to operate “efficiently”, I use that term loosely. This is where Sarah is a Viking, and the only blood shed in her coup will be from paper cuts.Wally’s fate is still uncertain, all we know is a fight is going to happen soon enough and hopefully three will be walking out into the wasteland and not just two.Jim has a chance to step up here and try to save Wally, will he take it?

Jim may think he’s in Egypt, because I bet he’ll in be in De Nile..

How does Sarah need glasses now? links. fresh links.

Vote ENDTOWN

Vote Doc Rat

Sincerely,

JusSayin

I apologise if I am out of the loop again, but did Endtown change to 3 updates weekly? I’m short of my daily dose.

It became “we” pretty quickly.

And…cut to Jim.

“Exile! The place you were before we robbed you. BYE!”

These lizard guys are so conflicted. They can’t decide what side they are actually on and end up being all nice and friendly one moment and rather viscous the next. The conflict of attitudes really gives them this a rather insincere feel in everything they do…especially the little nice things they DO do every now and then.

@Palabrajot

Aaron cut back to three days a week a while back because of his health concerns. Five days a week was just too much for him. He says he’s doing “passable” now that his load is lighter.

“We never send anyone away hungry.”“We just send you away with nothing.”

If they knew what their breakfast was, it wouldn’t be over easy.

Wake Up Little Mousie, by JennerTo the tune of Wake Up Little Susie by Felice and Boudleaux Bryant, popularised by The Everly BrothersWake up, little mousie, wake up.Wake up, little mousie, wake up.We’ve both been sound asleepWhile Sarah’s been playing the creepWe’re on our own, it’s breakfast time, and we’re in trouble deepWake up, little mouseWake up, little mousieWhat’re they gonna do with Wally?What’re they gonna do with Clive?What’re they gonna serve us up to keep us two alive?Wake up , little mouseWake up, little mouse, wellI told those lizards we’re all just passing thoughWe didn’t figure they’d do the things they doWake up, little mousieWake up, little mousie, it’s time to go homeWake up, little mousie, wake up.Wake up, little mousie, wake up.They’ve come to tell us goodbyeAnd soon you’re going to cryYou’ll lift the lid and look your breakfast squarely in the eyeWake up, little mousieWake up, little mousie, wellWhat’re they gonna do with Wally?What’re they gonna do with Clive?What’re they gonna do when all your marbles take a dive?Wake up, little mousieWake up, little mousieWake up, little mousie

Here I venture a prediction. The breakfast will be roast embryo. Holly will lose her mind.

Utoh..dinner is served, but no wifey around. I feel bad for Jim. He literally changed his whole world for his wife, and now it appears she’s ditched him.

Thanks, @ComicsDad5 – 3 a week is better than none!

And don’t you just love Jim’s hairstyle. He looks like Astro Boy.

“Uh… I don’t think poached eggs are supposed to have bones…”