Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for August 11, 2024
August 10, 2024
August 12, 2024
Transcript:
"5 minutes, 18 seconds!" "That's not fair!"<br.'I had to warm up the water." "Cold water reduces hair loss, Dad." "The Ecolympics water-saving shower event continues. Next contestant: Mom." "Ta-da! Finished!" "9 minutes, 46 seconds. Not even a bronze." "But I have hair!" "I resent that remark." "It's yours to lose, Teddy." SPLASH "46 seconds! We have a winner!" "The rules committee lodges a challenge." "J'accuse! Ears and washcloth-both dry." "Call ESPN! He's disqualified for a non-soaping scandal." "I promise never to shower again."
My hair is buzzed all over, never more than an inch long. My showers take about 5 minutes at the most. They include washing every square inch of skin.